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Posted in Found Writing, Writing on January 19th, 2007 by (contact)

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He straightened his leg, sliding up the rough surface of the rock until he could reach the ledge It is two floors of pure bones— all bones, wall-to-wall bones, more bones than I have ever seen
We only fooled around He seemed to be about my age, decent-looking, if not exactly handsome, and a bit too tough to be a poet, though surely the world’s got to have tough poets too

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Posted in Found Writing on January 4th, 2007 by (contact)

Remember thy teeth
So much flesh
but the people
had not

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ice cream

Posted in Found Writing, Uncategorized on January 2nd, 2007 by (contact)

There was some ice cream
It was a tasty ice cream
I like vanilla
(Haiku by Samantha)

There was this person
He was a bad person
Then I calmed him down.
(Haiku by Dwyane)

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Posted in Found Writing on December 23rd, 2006 by (contact)

his woolly mount skidded to a stop. He frowned down on me from behind

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Posted in Found Writing, Writing on December 15th, 2006 by (contact)

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Subject:
Date: December 15, 2006 9:23:25 AM EST
To: p@stupid.us

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spam #3

Posted in Found Writing, Writing on May 13th, 2006 by (contact)

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Posted in Found Writing, Writing on May 13th, 2006 by (contact)

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Subject: Yuoung gilrs gaaged torture passes
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spam #4

Posted in Found Writing, Writing on May 13th, 2006 by (contact)

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Posted in Found Writing, Writing on May 12th, 2006 by (contact)

hanging
From: anzem@militaryemail.com
Subject: Cry for help.
Date: May 12, 2006 5:08:34 PM EDT
To: garyogasawara@yahoo.com
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Dear Friend,

God bless you and your family, I do not know you before neither do you, I am facing a heavy crises here in my country Nigeria that could lead
me to hang myself, Despite the fact that if i die in hanging will go to hell