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Wiretap Cabaret

Posted in Songs on March 22nd, 2007 by James (contact)

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In 2000, she successfully sued them after they ran a piece about her relationship with the house, and she gets treated in a bad way. We don’t watch Big Brother here and we wouldn’t know much about it if it was not for the controversy this incident has created.

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Your Caulk Is Super

Posted in Songs on March 18th, 2007 by James (contact)

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The first time I laid my hands upon it, I knew it had to be mine.



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Rejuvenate Disorder

Posted in Songs on March 18th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Neon lights, Nobel Prize. When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies.

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Loom Banks (Poisonous and Evil Rubbish)

Posted in Songs on March 18th, 2007 by James (contact)

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While promised he’d make the team, the certainty of his position remained as yet up in the air.



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Opposite the Red House

Posted in Songs on March 9th, 2007 by James (contact)

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The fire hydrant for a tuba player seldom brainwashes a slow cocker spaniel, because an ocean over a ball bearing steals pencils from a bartender toward the buzzard.



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Terminal Grotty

Posted in Songs on March 8th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Although he had no way of telling for sure, he thought he was out longer this second time. That was the lesson of the dream which was really a memory.



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Bionic Bathtub 2

Posted in Songs on February 27th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Rough, rough, rough.



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Popamixo

Posted in Songs on February 25th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Just rediscovered this half-hour mashup mix I did in 2001 in a car on the way to play some Bonk festival thing with Tim. It was a couple days after he and I decided to start cutting up pop songs and use Live to mix them (I think it was version 3 then). There’s a picture floating around somewhere with us in our rubber suits and chimp masks at the New College Halloween party that year.

It still sounds pretty good, though it’s kind of hard to listen to “Get Your Freak On” these days, and there are a few obnoxiously stretched moments, but overall still a crowd pleaser.



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I’m Not a Circus Fuck (Pewter Pylons Remix)

Posted in Songs on February 22nd, 2007 by James (contact)

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Seeking out my phonograph…

I’m lurkin in the muck.



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I got the sauce…

Posted in Image on February 21st, 2007 by James (contact)

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You got the chops?

History of Speech Synthesis 1770-1970

Posted in Audio, Reblogs on February 18th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Joseph Faber’s “Euphonia”, as shown in London in 1846. The machine produced not only ordinary and whispered speech, but it also sang the anthem “God Save the Queen”.

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Also some sassy samples of senescent speech synthesizers on some site.

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Oats Copenhagen (Scissorstorm Remix)

Posted in Songs on February 17th, 2007 by James (contact)

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50% meaner than the original!



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Oats Copenhagen

Posted in Songs on February 14th, 2007 by James (contact)

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In the unmodified clotting tests on oral anticoagulant therapy some normal samples with high disadvantage prolonged clotting with serious problems in instrument end-point detection.



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Disappointingly Politicize

Posted in Songs on February 10th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

I’m bringin bitcrushed drums back. Watch out.



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No Girlfriend??? You’ve got to READ THIS!

Posted in Reblogs on February 9th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Funny random ad appearance. From createdigitalmusic

Testing Flickr Blog Posting

Posted in Uncategorized on February 8th, 2007 by James (contact)



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Just playing around, seeing how it looks, posting directly from flickr.

The Venturi on Barth

Posted in Songs on February 8th, 2007 by James (contact)

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A skyscraper finds subtle faults with the food stamp.

`Indeed, the molten satellite sells a photon inside an eggplant to an insurance agent.



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Be Be Throttle

Posted in Songs on February 8th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Sometimes the greasy mortician prays, but a garbage can about another turkey always steals pencils from a globule!



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Yamaha DX100 Commercial

Posted in Found Video on January 28th, 2007 by James (contact)




Closest thing I’ve seen to my thought process when working on a track…

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Flea Market Montgomery - Long Version

Posted in Found Video on January 28th, 2007 by James (contact)



I had to do it.

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Heck Snow

Posted in Songs on January 26th, 2007 by James (contact)

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at’s sm’boo’shieott, rite dere… no doubt



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Govad Cosmonix

Posted in Songs on January 22nd, 2007 by James (contact)

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You ruled it wisely and well for many years, said she, and made the people proud of your magical art

So, as you are now too old to wander abroad and work in a circus, I offer you a home here as long as you live

You shall be the Official Wizard of my kingdom, and be treated with every respect and consideration.



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My So Wasteland

Posted in Songs on January 19th, 2007 by James (contact)

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pistil



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Undeliverable Pedestrian

Posted in Songs on January 18th, 2007 by James (contact)

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When in Wome…



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Useless Targets

Posted in Songs on January 17th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Absolute settings am boat trickedout vrooming am sewer!



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Salisbury Sardines

Posted in Songs on January 17th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Pewter Dachshund vs ()?? Only for a moment!



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New Car. Brum Brum.

Posted in Rants on January 5th, 2007 by James (contact)


That’s not it, but it looks close enough.
While the drive’s dead, I’ll be enjoying my return to car ownership. It’s a 1989 Jetta GLI Wolfsburg Edition with special seats. Fancy stuff in its day, and cheap stuff in this day. As an added bonus, I get to continue my streak of only owning cars without working A/C.

Dead Drive #4(?)

Posted in Rants on January 5th, 2007 by James (contact)


Something like that. At least four drives, one rascally laptop. So no posts from me for a while. Buhuu. Hopefully something other than the drive gets replaced this time and this stops happening. I’m holding Mayor Cyanide in high suspicion.

Harrisburg Hatboro (Mayor Cyanide Remix)

Posted in Songs on January 4th, 2007 by James (contact)

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Mayor Cyanide has had enough of this insolence.
Homer handles the woo’s this time.


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Harrisburg Hatboro

Posted in Songs on January 4th, 2007 by James (contact)

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There may be days glibness escapes,
And days when it roams free.
On this day we close the drapes,
To draft a new decree.


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