Archive for December, 2006

Hambone Slider

Posted in Songs on December 31st, 2006 by (contact)

1940s Mountain Man Prayer:

I’ve got a bone to pick.
Hambone!
Hambone!
Hambone!
Slider!

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Benson

Posted in Songs on December 30th, 2006 by (contact)

Trouble abounds!
Jerk-off machines!

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You Offend Our Chief

Posted in Songs on December 29th, 2006 by (contact)

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They want snakes for takes and pork in the pantry,
But what they’re really after a little bit of cotton in the bottom.
I thought it was gonna be sunny all day.

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Jeebus Creepmas (Redux)

Posted in Uncategorized on December 28th, 2006 by (contact)

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I made it new.

The original voice…

Too much for me.

Too much for you?

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Mountaineering Cuckoo

Posted in Songs on December 26th, 2006 by (contact)

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Mountaineffineering Cuckoo. Apologies for the beginning, which was supposed to be more funny than creepy, but this is how it brought itself to me. No cucuckoos were unharmed in the rerecording of this sososong. Call that hit a tribute to the godfather, eh?

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Not the Chameleon Eyes!

Posted in Image on December 25th, 2006 by (contact)

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Well, baby Jesus, Santa Claus, tombstone, crying child. Sounds about right.

Santa might be watching you, but teh baby is watching you and Santa. Jeebus creepers!

blue note zygote

Posted in Animation, Video on December 23rd, 2006 by (contact)

a stocking stuffer… music is “Front to Back” by Lowfish.


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have a spammy holiday!

Posted in Found Writing on December 23rd, 2006 by (contact)

his woolly mount skidded to a stop. He frowned down on me from behind

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Posted in Songs on December 22nd, 2006 by (contact)

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You are a lucky guy, afterall!
Take a moment, and really enjoy how good it feels.
As the air passes in and out of your nostrils,
Count to ten. Then begin again.

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Thugs2

Posted in Uncategorized on December 19th, 2006 by (contact)

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THUGS2. THUGS3. FIELD1. FIELD2. FIELD3. FIELD4. FIELD5. FIELD6.
FIELD7. FIELD8. ROAD2-1. ROAD2-2. NOTREAD1. NOTREAD2. MRDUCK.
WATCHYOU.

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dawgouse

Posted in Songs on December 19th, 2006 by (contact)

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yu copy dawgout wow u loser jk u kno that i love u.
jackass_is_kool.

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Brown brown brown

Posted in Image on December 19th, 2006 by (contact)

Down the street from my old apartment.

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Go Sawfly Go Whack

Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by (contact)

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Go sawfly, go whack.
Go forward, go back.
Go bravely, go scared.
Go boot-cut, go flared.

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Let Us Boog

Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by (contact)

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We purchased Boogie in October 2001.

We fell head over heels in love with our new baby.

Three weeks after getting her our lives changed dramatically.

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Junips Spicy Sugarâ„¢

Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by (contact)

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Delicious Junips Spicy Sugar.
For Strong Endings!
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Nummer 1

Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by (contact)

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DU BISCHT!
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Extending the Tentacles

Posted in Site Info on December 15th, 2006 by (contact)

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Diefle Teufel

Posted in Songs on December 15th, 2006 by (contact)

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This one made without listening,
Except preset changes at the end.
Why not, he says.
A corpse has ears, but still cannot hear.

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spam #5?

Posted in Found Writing, Writing on December 15th, 2006 by (contact)

From: dseire@lmg17.affinity.com, tretre.tretrefdgf@laposte.net
Subject:
Date: December 15, 2006 9:23:25 AM EST
To: p@stupid.us

Buut it’s noot enoguh. I remvoe my haand froom my braest and tuug at my panteis. I neeed theem off. NooW. I puush anoohter figner inisde me, imagniing yoour thaat coock is trhusting into me. I moove my ohter haand to my cliit, rubibng a hrader. I seee yoour boody in my miind, mvoing abvoe me, trhusting into me. I neeed you. I waant you. Good. I mooan aagin. I puush a tihrd figner inisde me, frantiaclly, dseperately. My figners woork fatser on my cliit. I proop my leeg up, spredaing my leegs furtehr. Opneing msyelf up to you furtehr. I’m so colse. I caan feeel my cuunt strating to pusle aronud my figners. My cliit is thorbbing. I neeed to cuum. Imaginnig you, rgiht three, tuoching me, fucknig me. Oh good. I caan feeel it. I caan feeel yoour coock. I caan feeel yoour haardnses. I caan feeel the heeat searnig trhough me. Oh good. thaat’s it. My hiips puush up into the aaair, my haand buired, deeep in my cuunt, my figners on my cliit. I goran. My cuunt spamss aronud my figners, pusling,

clenchnig. Oh. Oh. Waevs of pleausre ruush oover me. I caan feeel it in evrey nevre, evrey mucsle, evrey essecne of my bieng. I leet ooout a ruush of aaair, gsaping for berath, cuumming so haard. Goraning louldy, I feeel the reelase. Relaxnig msyelf baack down on the beed, I contiune to storke my cliit sotfly, genlty, ridnig ooout the reest, enjyoing the feeelings. I slolwy remvoe my figners froom my cuunt and birng theem up to my mooouth. I liick off my sewetness, knoiwng hoow muuch you loove the tsate of me. Siigh. Suuch wnoderful feeelings. I caan’t waait to shrae theem with you.

Litho Dungeon

Posted in Songs on December 12th, 2006 by (contact)

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Litho Dungeon

I made a map, but it was color-coded.
I guess we’re screwed.

The bass line on this one goes nuts with the iTunes sound enhancer turned on – I wonder how common this is.

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Corduroy Bathrobe

Posted in Songs on December 12th, 2006 by (contact)

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It’s Corduroy Bathrobe!
Tiki-Tiki-Pshh-Pshh!

If it weren’t a solid color,
It’d most certainly be plaid.

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Fissile Church

Posted in Songs on December 11th, 2006 by (contact)

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Fissile Church

There sat upon a hilltop
A house that smelled of thistle.
Someone got the numbers wrong
And hit it with a missile.

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Story Polity

Posted in Songs on December 10th, 2006 by (contact)

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A ringa-dinga-doo,
Story Polity’s new.
A song about the vegetables
You’d find in comet stew.

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Wonder, Oyster Drill

Posted in Songs on December 8th, 2006 by (contact)

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The Goodbye Weapon

Posted in Reblogs on December 7th, 2006 by (contact)

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A new weapon approved for use in Iraq – like a microwave, but a longer wavelength.

The beam produces what experimenters call the “Goodbye effect,” or “prompt and highly motivated escape behavior.” In human tests, most subjects reached their pain threshold within 3 seconds, and none of the subjects could endure more than 5 seconds.

Link to Wired article.

Go Millipede a Macroprocessor

Posted in Songs on December 7th, 2006 by (contact)

Goofing off to test out using live packs. Recorded everything with the built-in mic and used the samples for everything. Only used Live’s built-in effects so anyone with Live 6 will be able to have their way with this. Lyrics (spam, of course) are in some blank midi clips in the arrangement view (go to rename it and copy out what’s highlighted).

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Seal Shark

Posted in Painting/Drawing on December 6th, 2006 by (contact)

Drew this on the plane from JFK->FLL on the back of an index card. Supposed to be a nurse shark, it’s kind of seal-cat-otter-like? A new logo? sealshark.com? naaw.

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Ron Mueck and Walton Ford at the Brooklyn Museum

Posted in Image on December 6th, 2006 by (contact)

These two shows are at the Brooklyn Museum right now.

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Mueck, a former special-effects artist for Jim Henson, makes hyper-realistic sculptures of people, with drastic changes to scale. There is quite a bit of work viewable online, and also a 30-minute video made available by the museum.

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Walton Ford’s show was called “Tigers of Wrath: Watercolors by Walton Ford,” and I wasn’t planning on even looking at them, assuming they were older work and were simple watercolor paintings of animals. They turned out to be equally impressive. Focusing mainly on colonialism and the interaction between humans and other animals, the paintings were a combination of fables, history, Audobon paintings and social commentary. A fair amount of his work is also available online, and there is an interesting interview available from the Brooklyn Museum’s site.

Ford’s work is showing until January 28, and Mueck’s will be up until February 4.

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Back in Florida

Posted in Audio, Image, Songs, Video on December 5th, 2006 by (contact)

Flew back to Florida today, leaving NYC behind for 1+ months. I’m a lot more productive down here, so if anyone wants to collaborate on anything, hit me up.

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Revamping and Renaming

Posted in Site Info on December 5th, 2006 by (contact)

I want to change the name and look of the site. The brotherhood part is getting to me, and something that’ll be a little easier to type out wouldn’t hurt (I’ll keep the URL as a last.fm label). Also, the design has been the same from the start, so I’m just ready for something new.

I’ve yet to come up with what the new name might be, but plan on promoting the site a lot more once it’s in place – suggestions, please!