Archive for December, 2006
You Offend Our Chief
Posted in Songs on December 29th, 2006 by James (contact)
They want snakes for takes and pork in the pantry,
But what they’re really after a little bit of cotton in the bottom.
I thought it was gonna be sunny all day.
Mountaineering Cuckoo
Posted in Songs on December 26th, 2006 by James (contact)
Mountaineffineering Cuckoo. Apologies for the beginning, which was supposed to be more funny than creepy, but this is how it brought itself to me. No cucuckoos were unharmed in the rerecording of this sososong. Call that hit a tribute to the godfather, eh?
Not the Chameleon Eyes!
Posted in Image on December 25th, 2006 by James (contact)
Well, baby Jesus, Santa Claus, tombstone, crying child. Sounds about right.
Santa might be watching you, but teh baby is watching you and Santa. Jeebus creepers!
blue note zygote
Posted in Animation, Video on December 23rd, 2006 by Chris (contact)a stocking stuffer… music is “Front to Back” by Lowfish.
have a spammy holiday!
Posted in Found Writing on December 23rd, 2006 by Chris (contact)his woolly mount skidded to a stop. He frowned down on me from behind
Thugs4
Posted in Songs on December 22nd, 2006 by James (contact)
You are a lucky guy, afterall!
Take a moment, and really enjoy how good it feels.
As the air passes in and out of your nostrils,
Count to ten. Then begin again.
Thugs2
Posted in Uncategorized on December 19th, 2006 by Tim (contact)
THUGS2. THUGS3. FIELD1. FIELD2. FIELD3. FIELD4. FIELD5. FIELD6.
FIELD7. FIELD8. ROAD2-1. ROAD2-2. NOTREAD1. NOTREAD2. MRDUCK.
WATCHYOU.
Go Sawfly Go Whack
Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by James (contact)
Go sawfly, go whack.
Go forward, go back.
Go bravely, go scared.
Go boot-cut, go flared.
Let Us Boog
Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by Tim (contact)
We purchased Boogie in October 2001.
We fell head over heels in love with our new baby.
Three weeks after getting her our lives changed dramatically.
Junips Spicy Sugarâ„¢
Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by Tim (contact)
Delicious Junips Spicy Sugar.
For Strong Endings!
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Nummer 1
Posted in Songs on December 17th, 2006 by Tim (contact)
DU BISCHT!
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NOTE: For some reason the flash player does not like this file. The song plays normally if you download it or access it through RSS. I’ll try to fix it soon.
Diefle Teufel
Posted in Songs on December 15th, 2006 by James (contact)
This one made without listening,
Except preset changes at the end.
Why not, he says.
A corpse has ears, but still cannot hear.
spam #5?
Posted in Found Writing, Writing on December 15th, 2006 by Phil (contact)From: dseire@lmg17.affinity.com, tretre.tretrefdgf@laposte.net
Subject:
Date: December 15, 2006 9:23:25 AM EST
To: p@stupid.us
Buut it’s noot enoguh. I remvoe my haand froom my braest and tuug at my panteis. I neeed theem off. NooW. I puush anoohter figner inisde me, imagniing yoour thaat coock is trhusting into me. I moove my ohter haand to my cliit, rubibng a hrader. I seee yoour boody in my miind, mvoing abvoe me, trhusting into me. I neeed you. I waant you. Good. I mooan aagin. I puush a tihrd figner inisde me, frantiaclly, dseperately. My figners woork fatser on my cliit. I proop my leeg up, spredaing my leegs furtehr. Opneing msyelf up to you furtehr. I’m so colse. I caan feeel my cuunt strating to pusle aronud my figners. My cliit is thorbbing. I neeed to cuum. Imaginnig you, rgiht three, tuoching me, fucknig me. Oh good. I caan feeel it. I caan feeel yoour coock. I caan feeel yoour haardnses. I caan feeel the heeat searnig trhough me. Oh good. thaat’s it. My hiips puush up into the aaair, my haand buired, deeep in my cuunt, my figners on my cliit. I goran. My cuunt spamss aronud my figners, pusling,
clenchnig. Oh. Oh. Waevs of pleausre ruush oover me. I caan feeel it in evrey nevre, evrey mucsle, evrey essecne of my bieng. I leet ooout a ruush of aaair, gsaping for berath, cuumming so haard. Goraning louldy, I feeel the reelase. Relaxnig msyelf baack down on the beed, I contiune to storke my cliit sotfly, genlty, ridnig ooout the reest, enjyoing the feeelings. I slolwy remvoe my figners froom my cuunt and birng theem up to my mooouth. I liick off my sewetness, knoiwng hoow muuch you loove the tsate of me. Siigh. Suuch wnoderful feeelings. I caan’t waait to shrae theem with you.
Litho Dungeon
Posted in Songs on December 12th, 2006 by James (contact)
Litho Dungeon
I made a map, but it was color-coded.
I guess we’re screwed.
The bass line on this one goes nuts with the iTunes sound enhancer turned on - I wonder how common this is.
Corduroy Bathrobe
Posted in Songs on December 12th, 2006 by James (contact)
It’s Corduroy Bathrobe!
Tiki-Tiki-Pshh-Pshh!
If it weren’t a solid color,
It’d most certainly be plaid.
Fissile Church
Posted in Songs on December 11th, 2006 by James (contact)
Fissile Church
There sat upon a hilltop
A house that smelled of thistle.
Someone got the numbers wrong
And hit it with a missile.
Story Polity
Posted in Songs on December 10th, 2006 by James (contact)
A ringa-dinga-doo,
Story Polity’s new.
A song about the vegetables
You’d find in comet stew.
The Goodbye Weapon
Posted in Reblogs on December 7th, 2006 by James (contact)
A new weapon approved for use in Iraq - like a microwave, but a longer wavelength.
The beam produces what experimenters call the “Goodbye effect,” or “prompt and highly motivated escape behavior.” In human tests, most subjects reached their pain threshold within 3 seconds, and none of the subjects could endure more than 5 seconds.
Go Millipede a Macroprocessor
Posted in Songs on December 7th, 2006 by James (contact)Goofing off to test out using live packs. Recorded everything with the built-in mic and used the samples for everything. Only used Live’s built-in effects so anyone with Live 6 will be able to have their way with this. Lyrics (spam, of course) are in some blank midi clips in the arrangement view (go to rename it and copy out what’s highlighted).
Seal Shark
Posted in Painting/Drawing on December 6th, 2006 by James (contact)Drew this on the plane from JFK->FLL on the back of an index card. Supposed to be a nurse shark, it’s kind of seal-cat-otter-like? A new logo? sealshark.com? naaw.
Technorati Tags: Art, Illustration
Ron Mueck and Walton Ford at the Brooklyn Museum
Posted in Image on December 6th, 2006 by James (contact)These two shows are at the Brooklyn Museum right now.
Mueck, a former special-effects artist for Jim Henson, makes hyper-realistic sculptures of people, with drastic changes to scale. There is quite a bit of work viewable online, and also a 30-minute video made available by the museum.
Walton Ford’s show was called “Tigers of Wrath: Watercolors by Walton Ford,” and I wasn’t planning on even looking at them, assuming they were older work and were simple watercolor paintings of animals. They turned out to be equally impressive. Focusing mainly on colonialism and the interaction between humans and other animals, the paintings were a combination of fables, history, Audobon paintings and social commentary. A fair amount of his work is also available online, and there is an interesting interview available from the Brooklyn Museum’s site.
Ford’s work is showing until January 28, and Mueck’s will be up until February 4.
Technorati Tags: Art, Brooklyn, Museum, Painting, Ron Mueck, Sculpture, Walton Ford
Back in Florida
Posted in Audio, Image, Songs, Video on December 5th, 2006 by James (contact)Flew back to Florida today, leaving NYC behind for 1+ months. I’m a lot more productive down here, so if anyone wants to collaborate on anything, hit me up.
Revamping and Renaming
Posted in Site Info on December 5th, 2006 by James (contact)
I want to change the name and look of the site. The brotherhood part is getting to me, and something that’ll be a little easier to type out wouldn’t hurt (I’ll keep the URL as a last.fm label). Also, the design has been the same from the start, so I’m just ready for something new.
I’ve yet to come up with what the new name might be, but plan on promoting the site a lot more once it’s in place - suggestions, please!
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