Archive for June, 2006

Eww…

Posted in Animation on June 26th, 2006 by (contact)

Hypnotic Creampuff

guffawful again

Posted in Writing on June 14th, 2006 by (contact)

what did the preschool rapper get his first day of class?

his cray on

guffawful

Posted in Writing on June 14th, 2006 by (contact)

what channel do little beers watch?

michelobeon

nine times? niii-ne times.

Posted in Writing on June 13th, 2006 by (contact)

niii-ne times

this was quite nearly the day that would have marked 9 years of marriage… i had a dream instead…

jess and i have gotten back together, though we appear to be on the verge of splitting up… living in a brightly light apartment which does not look familiar… it seems that we’ve just moved into this place, based on the placement of things and the sparseness… we’re on the top bunk of some bunk beds, making out… i’m the active one, groping whatever i can lay my hands on… she’s getting off on the whole thing… i’m surprised how much she’s getting off on just watching me, very reminiscent of jambalaya… in an attempt to accommodate this new source of pleasure i angle myself so she can see better, as a i look her in the eyes… this has the intended effect… as her enjoyment increases she begins to get more involved and we are playfully jockeying for “top”… she is engaged as she’s never been before… thoroughly turned on, i grab a rubber (further obviating that this thing between us is tenuous and new)… it’s blue, with a roll on assister (ever seen a hot rod?)… but… it turns translucent green… by the time i’ve got my rubber situated she’s flipped around looking at something, a computer maybe?… i’m totally confused… i look at my flagging erection… i look at her… i say, “so we’re just going to waste this condom?”… she says she really only wanted her tits massaged and that’s the only stimulation she sought… i became very angry, as was evident in my posture and movement… i don’t think i said anything… she said, “well, you wouldn’t want me to do something i wasn’t into, right?”… i thought of berg (head shrinker extraordinaire) saying that yes, such sacrifices can be made… but i don’t mention it to her… i’m about to walk out of the room… she says something about how i’d better not do anything with the bank account that’s in our name… i suddenly feel she’s threatening my economic well being… feel this money is mine as well… very angry, i make some sort of threat or retort… that i can do what ever i like… thinking to myself that perhaps i should take half of the money out of the account… and being to wonder whether or not my card has been cancelled or if she changed my online password to the accounts… somehow we get into a physical tussle… we’re rolling around… no punching, something more akin to wrestling… she’s stronger than i remember… we continue to argue… and we’re onto the subject of who will remain in the apartment… i tell her she can’t afford the place… she scoffs… talks about two job offers she has… about how one of them would have her traveling between nyc and london… and she starts saying “london london” over and over again, in a mocking and inflammatory tone… cackling…

bleary-eyed porn

Posted in Video on June 7th, 2006 by (contact)

here’s a video I made, zooming and frameblending a porn movie clip. apologies to those who don’t like porn.

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Forget Senko Deluxe…

Posted in Audio, Songs on June 7th, 2006 by (contact)

We are Franceformers.


Nobody Likes Me

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Fee Dee Dants

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Choowoo

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Dead Man

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In For Mah

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chronotext

Posted in Animation, Video, Writing on June 7th, 2006 by (contact)

hey all,

here’s a fun site with sculpted (sometimes topographical) scrolling text from the Bible, Borges, dead sea scrolls, etc.

chronotext.org

a very interesting way to read.